
Entrepreneurship
Planning the Client Ascension Event: The First Conference Born From Money Twitter
Why This Event Had to Happen
Here's the thing about the Client Ascension event — someone was going to do it eventually. Somebody was going to say it. And it might as well be me.
Money Twitter has never been converted into actual in-person anything. There's this entire ecosystem of people building real businesses, making real money, sharing real knowledge — and it's all been trapped behind a screen. That ends here.
This is the first event spawned directly from Twitter. And we're going to make sure people walk away having made some money.
My Why — And It's Not What You Think
Someone's probably going to ask me why I put this together. And yeah, we're genuinely passionate about helping people. But let me be honest about how I actually think about it.
I need the people in Client Ascension to get results. That's the only way I grow a business. So my real motivation is simple: apply maximum force, do absolutely everything I can, and make this the largest company of all time. We start by aggregating every serious person from Money Twitter into one room and making sure they leave better off than when they arrived.
That's it. That's the whole strategy.
The Keynote: Stop Being Poor
I'm doing the first keynote. I'm going to walk out, and I'm throwing Stop Being Poor hats into the crowd.
I know. Hear me out. It's the right move. It sets the tone immediately — this isn't a motivational speaking circuit where everyone claps and goes home feeling inspired but broke. This is about outcomes. You come here, you leave with something actionable, or we didn't do our job.
The hat is a reminder. Keep it on your desk. Wear it on a call. Whatever. Just stop being poor.
The Signature Cocktail Menu
Every great event needs a menu that means something. Here's what we've put together:
Milky Moscow Mule — the classic
Based Bourbon — an old-fashioned, because the dollar sign is the S and that detail matters
Stop Being Poor — an old-fashioned made with Macallan 12, served on a cube, the way Andre drinks it
God's Favorite — vodka soda, obviously, because it's ordained
Paid in Full — a tequila drink
Wake Up, Win — vodka Red Bull, because some people need the energy to keep up
Every drink is named after something real. Something that means something in this community. That's intentional.
Two Boxes of Cigars, On the House
We've got a 200-count humidor and 130 cigars coming — two full boxes being given out at the event. If you're coming, you're getting hooked up. That's all I'll say about that.
The Real Secret to Growing on Twitter
People always ask what the secret is. Here it is: just have valuable things to say and give away the sauce.
That's how I grew my account the entire time. Inject Goodwill at scale. You can invest capital into the stock market and get a return. You can also invest Goodwill. Put knowledge out into the world, someone acts on it, it changes their life, and way down the line they remember who told them.
I made a YouTube video about the best business to start going into 2023. Some people said it would saturate the market. But here's how I think about it — it was going to happen anyway. Someone was going to say it. One person watches that video, starts the business, makes real money, and their life is changed forever. That's delayed gratification. That's investing in Goodwill.
That's essentially what Client Ascension is as a company. We're giving away the sauce at scale.
How You Actually Build Something Real
The real answer to scaling Client Ascension — to really making it work — is being with the people in it. All the time.
I've got friends in Miami. We hang out, they run businesses, we talk about whatever. But when I'm with the people who are actually inside Client Ascension, the conversation never stops. We could be out, drinks in hand, and someone's asking about close rates and DM strategies. That's the environment we want to build at this event.
You can't manufacture that in a Zoom call. You can't manufacture it in a Slack group. You get in a room with serious people who are all pointed at the same thing, and something shifts.
That's what this event is.
Come Ready to Work
If you're coming to Client Ascension, come ready. Come ready to make connections that turn into money. Come ready to leave with a clearer picture of what you're building and how to get there faster.
The forecast better be sunshine. God loves Client Ascension, and Client Ascension loves you.
See you there.





